Have I mentioned how much I hate my life?
I only know five of those bands, but I would eat a human heart to see all of them in one place
Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
if this happened, I’d be all over him. so witty
#MR. STEAL YO GURL
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Macaroni being made
I feel like the macaroni represents my hopes and dreams
and the blade cutting them short is life
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#your face is a rare gift
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wow she has really long le—
What a shame, what a shame
The poor groom’s bride is a horse.
omg what if you opened someones blog and their background was your face
is that how celebrities feel?
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and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.
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I found myself in close proximity to Benedict Cumberbatch on Thursday. I asked him when Sherlock season 3 was coming out. “Soooon.”
“Before I die?”
I think I’ve found my calling